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Jack Demotivational Poster

M o n s t e r s -

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Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

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Rating: 3.45/5

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More motifakes by Iconoclast

shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome

JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse

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Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made

I'm so old -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


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Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my bitch.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor

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Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!

Jokes and Puns -

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Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!

THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?

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Rating: 3.54/5

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Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.

PRIVATE GOMER PYLE - He lives after all.

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Rating: 2.48/5
jester - May 22, 2009, 4:02 am
holy fuck... camp bucca, Iraq chow hall.
Captain Whitey - June 19, 2008, 1:46 am
Let me first say I neglected to stick my name on this poster. Also, for you uninitiated, this is in reference to Full Metal Jacket, not the actual Gomer Pyle who is functionally retarded.

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....

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Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Magirusoptimus

LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


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Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

AcidRain - August 15, 2012, 10:40 am
I want to see that crossover come true.
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 11:16 am
Has been fav'd!
vilnius - August 13, 2012, 7:40 pm


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Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by GodsWorshipMe

PhxDebbie - July 7, 2010, 11:23 am
Nice! 5L


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Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

damagj - October 3, 2011, 8:53 am
so here on motifake, i see its not about originality. point taken.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2011, 9:45 am
Not created by George Carlin, but sounds like something he'd say. He was a master at using "crude" language in a way that was actually funny, unlike how some comedians cuss just for shock value
mariand - September 30, 2011, 4:21 am
lol...so cool
Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 1:42 am
I haven't seen this in ages. Maybe its the lead poisoning but it always makes me laugh

CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-

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Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE FUCK clicked the create button for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're fucked. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?

LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?


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Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Pedro

Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:20 am
Perhaps a self-imposed strain. At least this poor guy's nose is intact.

DRAWING THE LINE - Sometimes you have to just say no.

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Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 5:10 pm
Oh holy jesus! So bad it's good.
Neener - March 6, 2011, 11:58 pm
rerun - March 5, 2011, 10:25 pm

I think he may have struck an artery.
ChuckMan - March 5, 2011, 9:36 pm
This sir, is made of pure Win. I think you've struck gold
agdaniele - March 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
tellitlikeitis - March 5, 2011, 11:02 am
Brilliant CB. But so gross!!!
Greeny - March 5, 2011, 6:21 am
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 1:46 am
Salute. 5bloodyl's
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thank You
autumnspirit - March 4, 2011, 11:25 pm
LMFAO!!! Added to faves! Love it!
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 11:23 pm
5L and fav'd


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Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:24 pm
My father-in-law was a lumberjack, and stories he could tell you, ain't nothing compared to these skateboarders have.
- July 5, 2011, 4:12 am
ok sori..good poster..
forseti - July 4, 2011, 3:24 am
I'm not grateful because I already know it (since a year or two). I just want to inform you. Did that myself and no one was grateful! :D
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 8:26 am
rerun - July 2, 2011, 6:46 am

somebody please PM me & let me know wht site this was taken from. @krazirefa, at best don't do this again. Should you feel the need to post something you found from another site make sure you tag "not mine" somewhere it can be seen.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 2:47 am
u got it frn..have fun..
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:16 am
Plagiarism is not well regarded here.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 12:45 am
Cool down friend... I liked the poster and wanted to share it... you should be grateful ..
forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:50 pm
please don't copy from other sites! 1L


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Rating: 3.19/5

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More motifakes by rerun

Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 10:03 am
No, THEY need it, if you want them to get anywhere near you.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 2:13 am
Far right: Seamus O'Seamus - former playmate of the blind, adult-movie renter, live-in basement of Rosie O'Seamus (MOM), self-appointed guardian angel.
Briton of Rose - January 11, 2009, 10:02 am
Far left: Shannon Tweed - former Playmate of the Year, B-movie actress, live-in girlfriend of Gene Simmons (KISS), MILF extraordinaire.


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Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by mattb

STRAIGHT JACKETS - Because nothing is better for an insane person then being forced give yourself a nice big hug!


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Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by valkor

JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's

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Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.

SENSE - This picture makes none

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Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


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Rating: 2.56/5

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TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

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Rating: 3.8/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm

MICHAEL JACKSON - Proof that only in America can you be born a poor black boy, and die a rich white woman.

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Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:28 am
tell me something new


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Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Budog

BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.

Items confiscated -

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Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


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Rating: 4.33/5

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More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.


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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 9:14 am
very nice, too bad I can't give you a 5L, because you're anonymous....


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Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by anvil

hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Treat 'em wrong? That bottle's goin' upside yo' head, mister.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:25 pm
Liquid lunch

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle

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Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
God, that made me laugh so hard. I could literally hear the song as I was reading it, then...ahahahahahaa
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:41 am
Expand your horizons. Google "ventricle". We'll stay away from "hypothalamus" for now.
... - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
What did this poster mean by "failed ventricle?"
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Harsh, maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Weren't you sworn to secrecy? pass the paint.....
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Actually, I heard on TMZ that him, Elvis and 2pac are all in Cuba right now in a house owned by Bigfoot. Either that or I'm sniffing paint again...
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm telling you. He faked it. He's in the park by your house right now.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:50 am
Well he looked enough like an embalmed corpse in real life, I don't think the funeral home will have to do much other than glue his wig to his head and, if there is a God, his hand to his crotch.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:25 am
If you've never heard of Jon Lajoie, Well, you just suck.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:24 am
If you haven't heard Jon Lajoie's "Michael Jackson is dead" You really should.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:42 am
We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey I didn't order this pizza with...SAUSAGE!!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Or bathwater silt float...whatever.
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
Yeah it kinda like drinking a beer float!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm gonna assume aggy is praying to the porcelain god right now. One Guinness would do that to me......Yuck.
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:27 am
Ask for type "o" It has an earthy Oak flavour with a touch of nutmeg.
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:26 am
Spelling fail. Seppuku commencing in 3...2...1
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:25 am
I'll get on it as soon as I have a change of blood.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Defenitley check out Drawn together aggy. And TTH, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:23 am
TTH... moooooo sells with a purpose of fulfillment. You needn't call the game.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
hey moooooooo when i sold her to you i said it was hush hush!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
Big Comedy Central fan... never wathced Drawn Together. Stand-up fan, moreso.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:17 am
I'm with you on that one Aggy. But TTH and I were just trading "Drawn Together" lines. I'm no perv....just ask the chick in my cellar.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:15 am
LMAO! Girls ain't my thing.... gotta know temselves first. 25+ usually.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:12 am
Yeah, You're not making as much sense as usual....but who am I to talk.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:09 am
I cannot lie... I'm chasing the 24th Guinness (4th 6-pack) and I'm only 5 behind.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Aggy. Did you fall in a vat of Guinness? Or PCP, I know they have a lot of PCP in Nevada.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No Funyuns? How can that be? Impossible.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
Sadly no funions in Canada as far as I know. I think she just felt left out.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
I'm not the smoker one might suspect... hotel.casino had me more focused... not riding the white pony.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:05 am
I hope Porcelina doesnt catch us on her poster! she gets mad!
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
Double dong Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
have you ever seen funions for sale in Canada?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:00 am
A twelve year old girl and a donkey?
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:57 am
You like drawn together too? I'm starting to think your my long lost twin brother. But seriously, funions or GTFO.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:55 am
no way dem's foxy's funions!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:54 am
[email protected]
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Excellent. Bring your bank card......and some funions.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Ummmmm - as long as my trip to Chicago wasn't a waste?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I shall be in an hour early or so to go to the dogpark. but i will be at the game.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:49 am
Aggy. I never knew you were into watersports. TTH. will you be attending the festivities in the wheat city tomorrow? starting at 1800hrs.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:36 am
Did they bury him in neverland or back home in georgia, or did they just put him in the recycle box for pickup?
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:30 am
All arguments aside, P rocks! Cope, morons!
Moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:19 am
Am I the only one who thinks he might have found a way to fake it? I mean, He's been slowly turning white for a decade and he knows a plastic surgeon or two. Maybe he's just playing golf and living in some suburban neighborhood. Maybe YOUR neighborhood.
LOL funnyyyyyyy - July 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Too soon? Are you kidding? Everyone knew the jokes were going to happen asap!
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:05 pm
Not too soon, too late.
Grammar Nazi - June 29, 2009, 2:04 pm
too soon.
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:43 am
The only thing this poster is missing is a WAA-WAAA trombone note, ala Debbie Downer.
motifake - June 29, 2009, 10:34 am

Now give her 5 lions, because I know a bunch of you guys dinged this poster already :)
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:33 pm
Thank youu
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Motifake: You da man!!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Porcelina: Always post genius. That was too good not to share.
motifake - June 27, 2009, 8:40 am

will assign this one to porcelina
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 6:02 am
not cool...not cool at all, epic fail for stealing!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:55 am
A ripoff from Porcelina? First of all, why on earth didn't you post it? Secondly, I now understand why it was posted anonymously... if ID'd it would be a death sentence!
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 12:47 am
What the fuuuuck. I posted that on the forum
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
This is my kind of humor. I have to give it a 5, but it's extremely chickenshit to post it anonymously. If you're gonna be bad... show your stuff, or let it be.

JACK BAUER - Saving the world one day at a time...and killing terrorists on the way.

TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*


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Rating: 4.27/5

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MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.


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Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by cgnnightmare

Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.

RED MAGE - Jack of all trades, master of nothing!

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ME - August 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Attacking the darkness - July 17, 2008, 8:51 pm
Haha, 8-bit Theater, classic!
... - July 15, 2008, 7:48 pm
Aww... How Cute, Did your mum iron that for you..?

~ JOKE ~ - Bystander: What are you doing with that Jackass? Cop: That's not a Jackass, itza Pig Bystander: I was talk'n to the Pig ...

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More motifakes by marms

BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 8:01 am
No offense Haar, just going with the flow
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:41 am
But which pig?

CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"

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Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Koradan

angus90 - May 7, 2010, 1:57 am
good shit
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:41 pm
I wasn't paying close attention to his face and just automatically thought "Richard Kiel is back!" then thought about it and felt really really silly
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Very clever. 5L.

LIFE JACKETS - African Kevlar

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More motifakes by LAWLERS

this guy - May 4, 2009, 9:32 pm
that guy has the 100% best facial expression ever.

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT - see mom i told you michael jackson is barney

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More motifakes by blackblaze

blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:26 am
hey did ui just call me a dog jkjkjkjkjk
Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:22 am
...another Scooby-Doo Mystery solved
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:36 pm


JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....

THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.

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More motifakes by mintcrisp

Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
How'd I miss this classic? 5L!
Bah - December 13, 2009, 8:37 pm
Terribilarious! 5L!
erock - November 4, 2009, 12:58 am
that is really freakin funny. five lions
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:52 am
WTF! you hit up like half a dozen MJ poster. were you touched? are you suffering from stockholm syndrome?
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
go to Hell!!!!
Cheesy Poofs - October 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Cant... Stop... Laughing... 5L
lunchmeat5000 - October 22, 2009, 12:57 am
Hmmm...this quote was on texts from last night
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
The pedo one still makes me laugh more. I love it.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 12:06 am
And this was made my a non member, amazing
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
you mean in hell?
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:17 pm
thanks WTFO
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:16 pm
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
very nice, MC. Also, I like the new avatar, DM.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
oh wow, thank you mintcrisp
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
So far out of bounds it's on a new playing field. Excellent.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 9:10 pm
Hahahhaha nice.

JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious?

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Rating: 3.28/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:17 pm
Aggy meant this poster #38233. Does it seem familiar?

CAN YOU FIND - ... the real Michael Jackson?

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Rating: 4.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 16, 2012, 8:51 pm
Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do
MissPriss - July 16, 2012, 11:44 am
That's why I luv ya Modick you have a way with the women.
M0rd3kaI - July 15, 2012, 11:21 pm
'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:55 pm
Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:53 pm
Thank you all you MK wanna be's!
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:31 am
Good’un, MP
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:51 am
LOL Great job, MissPriss! 5L 4 U :)
Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:51 pm
five'd & fav'd!


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Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 7:01 pm

PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?

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Rating: 3.89/5

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maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)

YOU'RE NEXT!!! - Scarier than Bill Goldberg...

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Rating: 2.42/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:21 am
Oh Ok...
Tyrannous - July 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Somehow i think it was him that was next :-P

JACK SPRAT - Dude, that's a lot of fat!

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Rating: 1.96/5

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Sharonda99 - July 25, 2008, 11:52 pm
"and I shall call him, mini me!"
Andres - May 21, 2008, 6:13 pm
Thats horrific - she's like 8X his size

MICHAEL JACKSON - or how to begin your life as a black male and finish it as a white female

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Rating: 1.68/5

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culos - March 22, 2011, 7:41 am
This white female is now just a collection of bleached bones, what's the big deal about that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:05 am
I understand that you have some very strong feelings about this dead pedophile, But threatening and abusive statements toward members is a good way to get yourself in trouble here. Fairly warned. (and work on your spelling, you're embarrassing yourself)
pzykosiz - March 21, 2011, 11:51 pm
maybe you should move along and find an internet community who cares
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
He openly admitted to giving alcohol to young boys and then sleeping in a big bed with them. He admitted it on film and tried to say it was normal behavior. He also payed off his accusers. Pretty much an admission of guilt.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 10:45 pm
He's so dead.
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:30 pm
RIP Do not listen to this sh*t, do not let it bother you..We're here..I dont deal with this crap no more. I actually got into A HUGE fight me vs my teacher I won in the end. Spread crap about MJ, you'll break some bones *cracks knuckles* hes so hott...
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
I had to friggen sign up to post these friggen comments, your just pathetic, and childish. How stupid. Michael will always be the love of my heart, and an amazing talented man, who cares about changing the world. As for you, your an iggnorant a*s!
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
Leave Michael Alone! Suck D*ck you f*cking As*hole! Get a f*cking life! Ur jealous hes 100000 million times better then u and saved many lives and helped deiseses of children! Search up THE MIKE JR SONG on utube IT PROVE HE HAS BALLS AND SOME GOOD BIG 1S!
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:21 am
I think you have idea about this web site that may be ill-conceived, You dumb. You obv searched out some posters about MJ because the two you commented on were done 10 months apart. There must be plenty of tribute sites where your love could b appreciated
why should i give you my name? - October 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
stop talking trash about michael, you have alot more things wrong with you than he will ever have with him, your just jealous you cant make a change like him, he changed soo many lives, made the world a better place, and this is how you pay him back?!wow!
nunya fuckin buisiness - August 30, 2009, 1:10 pm
suck balls bitches!!!!!
RnR - September 15, 2008, 8:07 am
yeh, esspecially with this impersonation of Rose DeWitt Bukater

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

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Rating: 4/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am


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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
LMAO! amsome job!

COOL - -noun. See: Jack

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Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.

SOME THINGS - just don't mix

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Rating: 3/5

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guyfox - May 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
Anonymous2 - May 9, 2010, 5:29 pm
So... is this Corpse Bride 2?


AGENT HILL... - Did I ever tell you How I Met Your Motherf**king Avengers?

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Rating: 3.92/5

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Rating: 3.2/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:14 pm
Easy but creative I gave it a 5l, i luld a little!

CRAZY - Yesterday I asked him if he was insane. He said, "No, now stop interrupting the talking fairy."

I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:31 pm
I do all that too...right after I cave in some tunnels. Tunnel = 1
On Wednesdays - March 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea.

SOMETIMES - It's best to shut the hell up

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Rating: 2.38/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:59 am
lucky Old bastard... didnt even hafta use a club...
hootizz - July 2, 2010, 3:56 am
Yes Airman you can get them but not at Target, I have seen them on the shelf at the local XXX Adult Store.., and if you look at the picture closely you can clearly see where you inject the air..!! hope this helps...
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
I think his motorboat is getting ready to engage his lower unit
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 6:14 pm
Maybe not this exact model and color but im sure if your browse the aisles you might be able to find one like it
Airman - July 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
good advice for the holiday. Are those available at Target? man-o-man

JACK - He's a crybaby

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Rating: 3.6/5

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BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 1:29 pm
Ha, I hadn't thought about it but he does cry a bit too much. lol.
canada - June 24, 2009, 10:27 am
i just lol'd
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Locke kicks ass...so does Sawyer.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 9:27 am
OMG this is GENIAL! :-)
dgbt - March 13, 2009, 3:07 pm
ya, but Locke's a whiny bitch too.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2009, 3:01 pm
I always hated Jack, he's always a crybaby.
dgbt - March 13, 2009, 10:54 am
awww........why so hard on Jack?

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...

BIG BARDA - Mr. Miracle is one lucky sonavabitch!

NEVERLAND - Where every night was like Prom night for Michael.

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Rating: 2.64/5

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JACK BAUER - even if he didn't exist, man would have to create him

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Rating: 1.52/5

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Rating: 4.93/5

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Zetmonk - December 6, 2012, 5:02 am
Whoa... that tired me right out!


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Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.



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Rating: 4.43/5

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eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:56 am
ill take a triple shot please
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:29 am
Jack lives here..!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 1:15 pm
*Big sister....I'm OK with that.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
No, that's your little sister... She's often around here. Just for making me drinks of course...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
I like your nails Forskinny........you're a chick....right?

RONALD MCCAPPED - Not all is jolly in the land of fast food. As turf wars heat up, so does the bloodshed. Jack’s assassination of the clown prince of obesity is only one of a few disturbing deaths in the fast food takeovers

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Rating: 4.39/5

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FatherTyme - May 20, 2011, 4:05 pm
*tips hat to TheOne and Bartimaeus in recognition*
TheOne - May 20, 2011, 3:58 pm
Way to go mister Tyme.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:46 am
I always knew Ronal would go out like Pac...in a crowded place with no witnesses.

MISTER FREEZE - Because all play and no work makes Jack an asshole

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Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 10:41 pm
The ICEMAN approves. 5L

SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

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Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.

LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM.

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Rating: 3.55/5

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Lame - October 29, 2009, 1:49 am
Heaps lame
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 1:27 pm
What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:13 pm
Birthers, can't live with them, and beating them up would be considered a hate crime against the mentally handicapped...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:47 pm
Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but its only minor shit.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:44 pm
erm, they're...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:41 pm
what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? their both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:39 pm
What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:38 pm
What is Michael Jackson doing this weekend? Baby sitting for John Travolta!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch
Jmac0585 - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
I wish I could stop hearing about this guy every freaking day.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:36 pm
They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:34 pm
you could make fun of Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) for being born in Kenya and registered as a citizen of indonesia, therefore making him a theif of his senatorial salary and a usurper of the presidency, but then again that's not all that funny to me...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:32 pm
What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
Now that he's gone what other hideously deformed, psychotic, child-obsessed, man-boy am I going to make fun of now that Bush is out of office?
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:20 pm
farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:18 pm
MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:19 am
MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:16 am
MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:44 pm
And here's TTH polishing his rocks and wiping off his broom!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:42 pm
you need the third as an announcer!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Curling ho's yellin come on baby right on the button, Pass the hogline hurry hurry sweep! The ultimate Canadian wet dream!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nice. If you buy two in Canada, do you get the third for half off?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:38 pm
as often as I can afford a pair!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:36 pm
TTH, how often do women yell that at you?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:34 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:30 pm
I just like hearing those women yell HARD HARD HURRY HARD!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:28 pm
That's how we train 'em.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sorry, moo+. Being an American, I would have never thought of a curling broom. Very odd sport, if you ask me. I do like the women's league though. A woman sweeping makes the sexist pig in me happy. Take cover, I expect an estrogen counter attack.
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
I meant a curling broom. But whatever floats your boat.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:56 pm
May i suggest the broom from a street sweeper?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:55 pm
Ouch. If you're going to use a broom, make sure it's an old wooden one so you can add the pain of splinters.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
In all seriousness. It's better we gang up against the Timmies We can all agree to disagree. But collectively ass rape ( with a broom)the fucking motherfuckers who can't bring the funny.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get a room.....lol.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:12 pm
and i still reply how i like? there never was a hatchet no worries.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Sorry I have no respect for a sick pedophile, living or dead. TTH, I created this one a the other day but had to resubmit. Don't know what happened. Thanks for the kind words. I'm willing to bury the hatchet. You? (understand, I'll still post what I like)
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
MJ had A strict abusive jehovahs witness upbringing. He was controlled as a child and never had a real childhood. It was a terrible thing to do to a child. It excuses NOTHING he did to those poor little kids and we must remember that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
That last not meant for you "no use" This one is. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN JOKES MOTARD.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
STFU pedophile lover.
a name - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
He is absolutely right, you know. You should all be ashamed! That's why I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...We'll miss you MJ!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
Absolutely hilarious five jesus juice drinkin lions! And yes i noticed who made it. brava brava
Corey - June 28, 2009, 10:00 pm
That is NOT FUNNY! He's dead! Have some fucking respect.
KDP3 - June 28, 2009, 9:24 pm
I'd got that text so many times

DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?

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Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm

SLAVERY - Holy Crap! Cher used to own the Jacksons!


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Rating: 2.25/5

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Fatty - May 7, 2009, 12:58 pm
Double post - same as 56216


BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.

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Rating: 2/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Too funny bOB...5 Poodles from me. What ever happen to Bubbles anyway?

THE TORN LOOK - Young Macaulay wondered why was it only fashionable around Michael's place?

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Rating: 1.75/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:43 am

IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

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Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!

Reality vs Fiction -

samuel l jackson -

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Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 9, 2013, 6:20 pm
Does he look like a b!thc?

FEMALE ATHLETES - Its not whether you win or lose its..... Oh hell we'd watch regardless

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Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:43 am
Cool down! 3 athletes and another hottie is better than only 3 athletes! ;)
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 2:38 am
Yeah I had that feeling after I submitted it. Shhhhhh!
valkor - July 29, 2011, 2:37 am
bottom right is lucy pinder, not an athlete but a fantastic page 3 model in the UK
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 8:35 pm
Lauren Jackson, Allison Stokke, Stephanie Rice, and I dont know but she's hot. We're you the Mod to approve this?
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:15 pm
i saw the tags... the pole vaulters name is allison stokke. she's delicious =)


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Rating: 4.7/5

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jorgejs76 - April 3, 2012, 1:49 pm
Also with Corona beer... it is perfect...
tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
I wonder if the nips are hard!!!
forseti - February 28, 2012, 1:53 am
snowtubing... it's fun!
mariand - February 28, 2012, 1:12 am
lol... my snow board it'll get stuck in pearls.
joker69478 - February 27, 2012, 11:41 pm
very nice,wish i was there


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Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:50 pm

epic dude

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

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Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.

REDNECKS AND JACK DANIELS - Some combinations are a disaster just waiting for a time and place to happen

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Rating: 4.4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:15 pm
I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHING! And hang around in bars! 5L for the monty python reference!


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Rating: 4.3/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
It's like the beer barrel polka, without the beer, the barrel, or the polka.

JACKASS - Because,Sometimes just being an ASS isn't enough.

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Rating: 4/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:35 pm
Why doesn't fall over?

MICHAEL JACKSON - Go ahead Say his Name Three Times in the Dark...I DARE YA. I Double DARE YOU

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Rating: 3.82/5

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